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A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages on display. While he's there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, I'll have a C monkey, please.
The shopkeeper nods, goes over to a cage at the side of the shop and takes out a monkey. He fits a collar and leash and hands it to the customer, saying - That'll be $5,000. The customer pays and walks out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist goes over to the shopkeeper and says, - That was a very expensive monkey, most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?
Oh, says the shopkeeper, -that monkey can program in C with very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.

The tourist starts to look at the monkeys in the cage. He says to the shop keeper, - That one's even more expensive, $10,000! What does it do?
Oh!, says the shopkeeper, that one's a C monkey it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C , even some Java, all the really useful stuff.

The tourist looks round for a little longer and sees a third monkey in a cage on its own. The price tag round its neck says $50,000.
He gasps to the shop keeper, That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?
Well, says the shopkeeper, - I don't know if it actually does anything, but says it's a Consultant.
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